Crazy House

A go go bar a few yards from the end of Soi Cowboy. Google keeps sending me invites to review it because I spent all of ten minutes there trying to get out of the rain a couple of months back. What can I say...it was a pleasant surprise. You have to order a drink outside before they allow you in, and I understood why when I got inside. The girls on stage dance completely naked. I was there at about 7pm so there was only me and one other customer, so we had the full attention of all the girls on stage as well as the bar staff. I recall getting a "lady drink" for a waitress at 250 baht, then a drink for one of the girls on stage for 400 baht. All the prices were clearly on a menu and I didn't feel pressured into buying them, it just felt like the right thing to do since they'd let me in to shelter from the heavy rain outside. The waitress was super friendly and very interested in the Pop Mart box I had with me since I'd only been out to buy that from Terminal 21 around the corner. I let her open it and she made a big show to the girls on stage how friendly I was. One of the girls on stage also came to talk to me for a while as I'd bought her a drink, but the poor thing looked freezing as she was starkers and I was sat right below the air con's icy blast, so after a very short "hello, how are you" I let her go, finished my drink and headed back outside. All I can really say is very friendly staff, reasonable prices, and the girls on stage looked like 9s & 10s looks wise.

Crazy House Bangkok is mainly known because the dancers are fully nude and that’s basically the whole show. Music and drinks are fine, atmosphere is typical Soi Cowboy style, but nothing special or memorable. After about ten minutes you’ve seen it all. Hopefully the management will bring back some creativity and passion in the future the place actually has potential.

A girl on stage offered services for 400 baht. Gave it to her. Then said it would be another 400 baht for the service. Still Gave it to her. Then she lead me upstairs, asked me to buy her drinks and I said no. Then she told me to go back downstairs. Then disappeared. I demanded my money back from the ladyboy managing the bar inside and it refused repeatedly and told me I would have to try and get it back from the girl. I then repeatedly asked who the manager was or who was running the bar tonight. It refused to tell me. Do I asked who the owner was and it still refused to tell me. So I left in search of the girl. I managed to track her down and demanded my money back multiple times. She refused saying she "didn't finish". I explained that it's impossible to finish something that was never started. She continued to refuse and left the bar entirely. Outside I explained to the door people that my money was stolen and would rather not have to report the crime to the police. Then the tone changed. Still argued with me about the baht being for just the drinks. Which I pointed out were never given so it couldn't have been for that. Eventually only got 400 baht back after repeated back and fourth. Never ever go here